Cleaning Poem by unknown poet

I got this little poem from my cousin's wife this morning, and it made me smile, so I thought I'd share it with you. I could totally identify. :)

Cleaning Poem
by unknown

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night. <>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.


I love my computer because my friends live in it!
Best Wishes for 2009